Robin Williams has a crush on me. He told me so himself at a Cambodian pool party put on by a few frat boys. I did have the presence of mind to remember I was already married (besides, Robin Williams isn't that hot) and turned him down with a delightfully clever and slightly sassy response that only made him want my attention all the more.
Bizarre dreams: one of the more amusing side effects of pregnancy hormones.
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