I have failed

Well, I am sad to say it but it is official, I am a failure. I am now 30 and am not yet a millionaire. It was very close, but no obscure relatives passed away recently leaving me anything, Publishers Clearing House said I had almost won but did show up, and no 7 figure checks mysteriously showed up in our mailbox in time. I still have hope for Susan, so if any of you have a million or two lying around that you may have forgotten about feel free to pass it on to Susan, as I am a failure.  I thank you all for the many condolence cards that you sent, they have cheered me up a lot.