Girl Hunter Fairy Princess

Alice got "dressed" one morning by putting a t-shirt over her Tinkerbell nightgown, "I'm wearing a shirt and a skirt!" She was very proud of herself.

Minutes later, she dons her red stockings and proclaims, "I'm a hunter!" (where on earth did THAT come from?!)

She spies her purple tea party hat and plops it on her head, "I'm a GIRL hunter." (okay, this makes sense)

And then she slips on her fairy wings, "I'm a girl hunter fairy princess!" (oh, man)

Astonished, I proclaim, "A girl hunter fairy princess! Wow!"

"Yes, and you're Cinderella. I your fairy godmother."